I Don't Always Write On People's Windows But...

"Alex Murel" (alexandermurel) 10/30/2014 at 10:30 • Filed to: None

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But when I do it's because they are a complete and utter imbecile. How did they even get out? Not pictured is my motorcycle on the other side of the Versa not taking up any space at all.

Moral of the story: Always keep a window marker in your glove box.

VetteLT193 > Alex Murel 10/30/2014 at 10:32

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Did ya put "I Can't Read" on the regal to balance it out?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > VetteLT193 10/30/2014 at 10:36

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Royalty parks were royalty wishes.

Coty > Alex Murel 10/30/2014 at 10:41

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I've got these little parking tickets but I've been meaning to get a window marker. I have plenty at work, but I need some for the truck.

El-Verde > Alex Murel 10/30/2014 at 10:42

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My hunch is there was an asshat to their right when they arrived, and said Regal was not there. Otherwise, I don't see how they'd get out. So...maybe not their fault?

quarterlifecrisis > Alex Murel 10/30/2014 at 10:46

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Cute.

This is the kind of thing that gets someone else's car (read that as not yours) vandalized in the process because they think someone else did this.

MIATAAAA > VetteLT193 10/30/2014 at 10:47

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It's Texas. A Buick Regal is a compact car.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Alex Murel 10/30/2014 at 10:52

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When I'm driving Charlie, I love parking as close to these people as I can.

All Motor Is Best Motor > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/30/2014 at 10:54

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Hahahahah!

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Alex Murel 10/30/2014 at 10:59

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I had no idea a buick regal was considered a compact car, good to know.

ACESandEIGHTS > VetteLT193 10/30/2014 at 11:01

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I want to know when labeling parking spots "compact car" became obsolete. I'll probably put it at 1991. Back when my fam was rolling a 1976 Delta 88, almost anything modern would have been considered compact. Accords, Grand Ams, Cobalts, Lancers, Rav 4s, whatever. But straight up: look at that picture... the Versa is nearly as large as the Regal, width and lengthwise, and yet people pile on the sedan as "not compact." Hmmm. My Suburban isn't compact. But I would argue my Fusion was, even though the industry labels it "mid-size."

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > VetteLT193 10/30/2014 at 11:01

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Don't ever google "burn".

That's enough internet for me.

cazzyodo > Alex Murel 10/30/2014 at 11:11

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I keep meaning to keep post-its or markers in my car for these occasions...it's been happening increasingly and I anticipate mayhem as the holidays approach.

darkpuppet > Alex Murel 10/30/2014 at 11:24

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The space was small enough to fill with expanding foam... that would have been interesting.

Yes, interesting indeed...

Alex Murel > ACESandEIGHTS 10/30/2014 at 11:32

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Usually there's an F150 or the like parked where the Versa is too, my parking garage is anarchy.

Alex Murel > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 10/30/2014 at 11:34

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As Miataaaa said, it's Texas. And the Buick fit in it's spot....so maybe.

Tohru > Alex Murel 10/30/2014 at 11:52

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You drove from Wisconsin to Texas... in a Regal? Why?

Alex Murel > Tohru 10/30/2014 at 11:57

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My other option was a Ducati Monster of questionable integrity.

Tohru > Alex Murel 10/30/2014 at 12:01

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It would've made for a great article on Lanesplitter though.

Alex Murel > Tohru 10/30/2014 at 12:03

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I mean, I do the trip about 4 times a year, so it could still happen. I would need someone to drive a Regal chase car though. And to pick my sorry ass up off the side of the road when the rectifier melts on the bike.

Blue 300 > Alex Murel 10/30/2014 at 12:37

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BTW: I know it's a window marker, but it looks like lipstick. :]

Alex Murel > Blue 300 10/30/2014 at 12:50

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It was that or white at the dollar store. Imagine using the same meme in reference to a white window marker.

ranwhenparked > Alex Murel 10/30/2014 at 17:44

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I thought we were going to make "Bad Park You" a thing now?

JKER > Alex Murel 10/31/2014 at 05:12

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uh-oh. You left your fingerprints at the scene.

thebigbossyboss > Alex Murel 10/31/2014 at 07:52

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I don't get it. There's nothing wrong here, aside from you writing on his car.